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Work-Flow Diagram for Besieged Toppled Arab Leaders

(Please follow these steps accurately and thoroughly to ensure a smooth toppling that most suits an Arab leader of your standards)

1.    Play cool. Never appear on the tv.

2.    Send riot police to main squares.

3.    Give riot police authority to kill.

4.    Play cool. Never appear on the tv.

5.    Play cool. Never appear on the tv.

6.    Play cool. Never appear on the tv.

7.    Show up on tv. Play cool. Look retarded.

8.    Act if you are not concerned with the unrest.

9.    Play cool. Never appear on the tv.

10. Play cool. Never appear on the tv.

11. Show up on tv. Take side with the revolutionists. Blame the your police.

12. Praise the martyrs. (Skip if you are a Gaddafi family member)

13. Blame the West for the unrest

14. Threaten with the Islamists boogeyman.

15. Send thugs to kill. (Use medieval tools like horses and Camels if you live in Egypt).

16. Play cool. Never appear on the tv.

17. Play cool. Never appear on the tv.

18. Play cool. Never appear on the tv.

19. Scramble al Jazeera’s Satellite channel broadcasting.

20. Play cool. Never appear on the tv.

21. Play cool. Never appear on the tv.

22. Show up on tv, delegate some power to your thugs, and place some of them under house arrest (scapegoats). Oh, and blame al Jazeera for the misfortune of the entire Arab nation.

23. Play cool. Never appear on the tv.

24. Play cool. Never appear on the tv.

25. Show up on tv and promise some serious changes. Don’t forget to look disoriented (preferably retarded).

26. Play cool. Never appear on the tv.

27. Play cool. Never appear on the tv.

28. Play cool. Never appear on the tv.

29. Play cool. Never appear on the tv.

30. Have your name on al Jazeera’s red strip and be labeled as the toppled former president of…

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